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Weird Ramblings from a Warped Mind

Weird Valentines Ramblings From a Warped Mind… 2-14-2014

~ In grade school we’d decorate shoeboxes so classmates could stuff valentines in them. That’s when I first learned I wasn’t for everyone.

~ While you guys are telling lame Valentine’s Day jokes, I’m stockpiling my Abraham Lincoln material. Consider President’s Day OWNED.

~ I’ve convinced OWN (‘Ol Weird Nancy) today is only the 13th… all Valentine Gifts will be 90% off at Wal*Mart tomorrow!


~ I plan to be all romantic when OWN (‘Ol Weird Nancy) gets home from work tonight… I’ll leave a trail of rose petals to a sink full of dirty dishes.

~ I once got a Valentine card that was actually restraining order with glitter on it. WELL played.

~ Don’t talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!

~ Roses are red, violets are blue. If your man is busy on Valentines Day, then the side chick is you.

~ If you’re sad/single/both on Valentines Day just remember you can buy 40 chicken nuggets at McDonald’s for $8.99.

~ I’m planning a really special night for OWN (‘Ol Weird Nancy) for Valentines. I plan to tie her up and watch ANYTHING OTHER THAN LIFETIME ON TV…

~ Is Valentine’s Day a Bad Day for you? Just remember there are folks who have their ex’s name tattooed on their body.

~ Today reminds me that there are many states of matter… and my favorite is doesn’t.


WOW!! Looks like OWN (‘Ol Weird Nancy) hit a HOME-RUN this year…