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Weird Ramblings from a Warped Mind


Weird Ramblings From A Warped Mind … 9-12-2016

~ Talk about escalation … it started with OWN (‘Ol Weird Nancy) asking “DOES THIS BELONG HERE?” and next thing you know, we’re outside tossing hand grenades at each other.

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~ I am significantly more stupid than I originally suspected.

~ Closure is important, learn to do it, leave the past behind, and while you are at it … close the door on your way out. Thank you.

~ I need a bed that pops me out like a toaster.

~ Marriage is the original psychological thriller.

~ No good can come from interacting with OWN (‘Ol Weird Nancy) when she’s eating cookie dough.

~ Your attempts are futile. I’ll always be this way.

~ When we have the war against the machines I really hope me and my Keurig can maintain a friendly relationship.

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~ There are two types of people in this world … and I am neither one of them.

~ I’m still recovering from a push up I did 3 years ago.

~ I’ve got 40 minutes to do everything I’ve been putting off for 7 hours.

~ I’ve noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right answer.

~ My face looks like it’s always trying to figure out what’s going on.

~ I don’t understand how medicinal pizza is not covered by insurance yet.

~ I used to hate it when I was planning my boss’ funeral and she would ruin it by coming into my office and talking to me.

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~ I sometimes have trouble doing anything all the time.

~ When we have the war against the machines I really hope me and my Keurig can maintain a friendly relationship.

~ OWN (‘Ol Weird Nancy) just told me she’s not mad … so I’ll probably be dead by the time anybody reads this.

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