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Weird Ramblings from a Warped Mind


Weird Ramblings From A Warped Mind … 8-29-2016

~ I had to apologize to my Hickville Holler (Pop 2) TrailerHood neighbor for asking if she lost a bet when she told me her baby’s name …

~ I keep humble by making lots of mistakes.

~ Sometimes I like to share an inspirational post between two dirty posts, because I have something wrong with me.

~ NyQuil and I differ on what cherries should taste like.

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~ This morning I forgot the word for spoon, so don’t ask me to remember my confirmation number.

~ If I’ve learned anything in life, it’s that not enough people are at a loss for words.

~ I still have nightmares from that one time I almost did something responsible.

~ I was once asked to leave a Starbucks for trying to order a venti mocha choca latta ya-ya creole lady marmalaaaaaaaaade.

~ Our Hickville Holler (Pop 2) TrailerHood neighbor doesn’t have to worry about decorating for Christmas since they have left everything up since 2007.

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~ There must be some kind of irony in choking on a Life Saver.

~ Watching a fat man getting his pizza from the delivery guy is like watching a mother being given her newborn baby to hold for the first time.

~ So OWN (‘Ol Weird Nancy) is getting ready to tell another 30-minute story without a conclusion if anyone wants to come over and join the party.

~ I wonder how many calories I burn by slamming my fat ass into the vending machine to get my donuts out?

~ In the same vein of frenemies … foe-workers. Why isn’t this a thing?

~ I thought about a doing a sit-up today … and decided against it.

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~ The look OWN’s (‘Ol Weird Nancy’s) kid gives me from time to time tells me she can’t wait to put me in a home.

~ Nothing says rock bottom quite like having your head in the oven for 45 minutes before you realize you forgot to pay the gas bill.

~ My Hickville Holler (Pop 2) TrailerHood neighbor’s daughter got mad at him last night for peeing in the shower. From now on, I told him it might be best to wait until she gets out.

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