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Weird Ramblings from a Warped Mind


Weird Ramblings From A Warped Mind … 11-28-2016

~ I don’t have a gambling problem, but I DID tell OWN (‘Ol Weird Nancy) to calm down one time.

~ I wear the number of psychiatrists I’ve had like a badge of honor.

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~ Chili without beans? No, that’s NOT chili. What you’ve got there is a bowl of Sloppy Joe.

~ I just need a word that rhymes with eggplant and my heartfelt love song will be perfect.

~ I personally do not believe George was that curious.

~ A small change at one place in a deterministic nonlinear system can result in large differences in a later state. Orrrrrr … it could be a butterfly.

~ It’s not all that difficult to pick out a “1-percenter” at Wal*Mart … they’re the ones not wearing pajamas.

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~ I love to silently observe other people giving incorrect advice.

~ OWN (‘Ol Weird Nancy) has been several new receipes this week. I love how defined my cheekbones are becoming because I’m not eating much.

~ At this point in my life, “WILL YOU SHUT UP?” is the only pillow talk OWN (‘Ol Weird Nancy) gives me.

~ I’ve been called a lady’s man, but I’m more accurately called a woman’s butler.

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~ Challenges will be encountered; mistakes will be made; battles lost. *My preamble prior to every first date I ever had.

~ If your resting face is a big smile, I’ll assume you have a mental problem and instantly feel sorry for you. But I won’t share my drugs.

~ Yesterday, I ate a 1/3 of an apple as a snack. I am really disappointed in what I have become.

~ Common sense is very uncommon amongst people.

~ I remember the year I tool Millie to the prom. With her dark hair and big, brown eyes, I didn’t argue. But I had no idea horseshoes could wreck a gymnasium floor like that.

~ I know Hickville Holler (Pop 2) is a really red neck area since there are WAY more Dollar Generals and no Starbucks.

~ Apparently, no one ever stops at just one rodeo.

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