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Weird Ramblings from a Warped Mind


Love and Knowledge in the Afternoon

I just LOVE surfing the channels during the afternoon to see what is proffered for my viewing entertainment/learning ability. But I’m sure think MANY of the items offered would not go over well in this house:

Brazil Butt Lift – Yep, can’t trust those Chinese for this one…
Professional Hair Removal at Home – I can just imagine how this would end up…
Insanity Workout! – I am already SO there… well… with the Insanity part…
Facelift Secrets – I’m guessing it isn’t a secret any longer…
Easy Wrinkle Miracle – Why would you want wrinkles?
Sexiest New Makeup Tricks – I’m thinking the best trick is the light switch…
Food Lovers Diet – This one has my name written all over it…
Mega Ninja Kitchen System – Ninjas in the kitchen? I’ve always had Gremlins…
Best Sex Ever! – I think this one is a pay as you view…
Get a P90X Body – Could I get by with a M65?
Dr Ho Relieves Back Pain – Yeah, I bet she does…
Reverse memory Loss – Was gonna watch this one, but forgot what channel it was on…
Free Magic Bullet – Might come in handy for the Zombies…
Melt Away Belly Fat – Seems like this would be popular in Wal*Mart…
Improve Prostate Health – Yeah… I’ll leave that one alone…

There is a WEALTH of knowledge being offered. I just wish it was knowledge I needed. Or wanted.

And that’s MY take…