jester journals

Weird Ramblings from a Warped Mind

In Case You Missed It… 6-19-2013

* You may not agree with me, but I’m still right.

* When Karma finally hits you in the face, I hope to be there just in case it needs some help.

* I knew just how legit my psychic was when she let me write a check…

* You can present all the material you want, but you can’t make me care.

* If at first you don’t succeed, stop and reload.

* I don’t have an attitude… I have a personality you can’t handle.

* I’m really not as bad as people say… I’m actually much, much worse.

* I didn’t make it all the way through third grade for nothing.

* Just so you know, my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

* I’m not insane; I just do what the voices tell me.

* I plan to fight the battle against procrastination… starting tomorrow.

* Whatever you are… be a good one.

* You are more than the mistakes you have made.

* Today, I will live in the moment. (Unless its unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie).

* Do you ever get the feeling that you’re being watched? Because if it’s bothering you, I’ll stop.

* It’s all fun and games until someone loses their sanity.

* I could tell you the first rule of Spite Club, but I won’t.

* OWN (‘Ol Weird Nancy) has been saying I never take her anywhere expensive. So last night I took her out to the gas station.

* When all else fails, I just admit OWN (‘Ol Weird Nancy) was right.

* Spontaneous combustion is the leading cause of death of self-starters.

* “I’ve learned that people will forget what you said and what you did, but they will never forget how you made them feel.” Maya Angelou