jester journals

Weird Ramblings from a Warped Mind

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The Morning After … 10-7-2017

The morning after I killed myself, I woke up. I made myself breakfast in bed. I added salt and pepper to my eggs and used my toast for a cheese and bacon sandwich. I squeezed a grapefruit into a juice glass. I scraped the ashes from the frying pan and rinsed the butter off the […]

Weight Loss Program … 1-9-2017

As most of you know, I’ve been a touch over-weight for several years. I’ve tried, half-heartedly, to loose a few pounds here and there, but with little effect. That is … until I recently saw an ad on-line for “guaranteed weight loss” results. I was intrigued … I called the company and ordered their intro […]

The Nails … 10-10-2016

There is a lot of talk these days about bullying and failure to accept. I came across this powerful message recently and thought I’d share it here. There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his […]

Yoga Mat For Sale … 2-15-2016

I peruse many sites seeking material I deem “post worthy.” I look for items I think make bring a smile to your face. This gem came from Craigslist. I think it will meet my desired expectations… Yoga mat for sale. Used once at lunch hour class in December 2014. Usage timeline as follows: 11:45a Register […]