jester journals

Weird Ramblings from a Warped Mind

Posts by: thom

The Job Interview … 11-25-2018

** CAUTION ** If you’re one of the easily offended snowflakes, it might be best to just skip over this one … You’ve been warned. So it seems a buddy of mine that I was in Iraq with found a job on that he felt he was qualified for, so he applied on-line. Well […]

$50 dollars is $50 dollars … 10-31-2018

This one never fails to make me laugh … Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year and every year Morris would say, “Esther, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.” Esther always replied, “I know Morris, but that helicopter ride costs $50 dollars, and $50 dollars is $50 dollars.” One […]

Take a Knee … 7-4-2018

Take a Knee … by Stanislaus Drew Take a little trip to Valley Forge in January. Hold a musket ball in your fingers and imagine it piercing your flesh and breaking a bone or two. There won’t be a doctor or trainer to assist you until after the battle, so just wait your turn. Take […]