jester journals

Weird Ramblings from a Warped Mind

Are You Kidding Me??

It doesn’t take much to get me going. Especially if the subject is the Rebumlicans or the Demicants. Like yesterday when the Head Honcho and Deputy Dawg talked about how the “stimulus package” had created 2,000,000 jobs. Oh yeah… they left out the part about each of those jobs costing $393,500.00. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? Yeah… it’s those little details that will kill ya.

So then I recalled an e-mail about members of Congress and their police records. That shouldn’t be too bad. After all, these are all upstanding member of their communities. That’s how they get elected… right? One word comes to mind: HA!!

* 29 members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse.

* 7 have been arrested for fraud.

* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks.

* 117 have bankrupted at least two businesses. (WOW!! THAT explains a lot!!)

* 3 have been arrested for assault.

* 71 have credit reports so bad they can’t qualify for a credit card. (Again… wonder why our country is broke?)

* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges. (After seeing some of the legislation they pass, I wish they would share what they have been smokin’)

* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting. (Tough to live on their measly salary)

* And in 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving, but released after they claimed “Congressional immunity.” (A-K-A being an Idiot)


The sad part is… WE PUT THESE IDIOTS THERE!! And then we complain about the job they do. Or the WORST part is… we don’t even vote. Every district in this country has term limits. It’s called voting AGAINST the incumbent.

I have to admit a politician impressed me this week. Senator Evan Bayh of Indiana isn’t going to seek a third term because the systems is broke. One side won’t work with the other… it’s all political… too partisan… WHA…???


I am SHOCKED that he would say such a thing. After all the harmonious work that has come out of Washington for so many years. To find out they aren’t working together is such a shock. You’d think the country… might… be… be… broke…

There should be some kind of minimum requirements to run for elected office. Start out at say… local Dog Catcher. Work up to City Council or something. On to a state office. Then a national office. You need some grooming for these jobs.

But my favorite… my FAVORITE… one for the week was that Prince Frederic von Anhalt is planning to run for Governor of California to fix all the mistakes Governator Ahhnold has made. If Prince Frederic’s name isn’t familiar to you, he is Zsa Zsa’a current (and EIGHTH) husband.

But he has some training under his belt… he threw his name in the ring trying to claim paternity of Anna Nicole’s kid… (but so did I), sued Viagra (later dismissed), was found naked behind the wheel of his Rolls Royce Phantom after he claimed that he was mugged by three women, but then again, hasn’t that happened to us all?


This guy has my vote already!!