jester journals

Weird Ramblings from a Warped Mind

SS Warrimoo … 1-2-2021

GREAT SEA STORY The passenger steamer SS Warrimoo was quietly knifing its way through the waters of the mid-Pacific on its way from Vancouver to Australia. The navigator had just finished working out a star fix and brought Captain John Phillips, the result. The Warrimoo’s position was LAT 0º 31′ N and LONG 179 30′ […]

Resolutions for 2021 … 30 Dec 2020

In the spirit of self-improvement, here are a few things I plan to work on next year. **Please Note – OWN (‘Ol Weird Nancy) says this list is NO WHERE near inclusive… My list of resolutions for 2015: – I will think of new passwords besides “Password” and “Hello.” – I will not tell the […]

Mr Smooth … 9-7-2020

Recalling a late-night internet surfing expedition from several years back, I remember coming across this product on Amazon. Having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian, I decided to take the plunge and buy some after reading all the GLOWING reviews. I felt this had to be easier than my previous shaving attempts, […]

How To Cure A Headache … 12-13-2019

The doctor said, “The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition that causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove […]

Flaws … 12-7-2019

A water bearer had two large pots. One hung on each end of a pole which he carried across his neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walk from the stream to […]