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Weird Ramblings from a Warped Mind


Weird Ramblings From A Warped Mind … 1-30-2017

~ OWN (‘Ol Weird Nancy) and I have slightly different interests … she enjoys reading the Washington Post and I walked around all day yesterday wearing only one shoe.

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~ All year we’ve been saving money to go on a Caribbean cruise. So far we have enough to buy a couple beach towels.

~ The Hickville Holler (Pop 2) TrailerHood is a great place to learn intolerance, alcoholism and how to deep-fry Oreos.

~ I may be wrong, but if you’re more wrong, that’s really all that matters to me.

~ I think I just did something wrong for my entire life.

~ Every new Kia Sedona mini-van comes with a fill-in the blank suicide note.

~ I think they should create a dating app that matches up couples with similar mental illnesses.

~ I’m the perfect example of why women poison their husbands.

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~ If you’re in the position where you need to put away $10 a week for something, maybe it shouldn’t be for a new tattoo.

~ You can tell a lot about someone by how hard they laugh when you ask to borrow money.

~ I’m surprised more people don’t randomly hand me spare change.

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~ OWN (‘Ol Weird Nancy) REALLY likes to talk about how staring at your phone all day and playing on-line doesn’t makes you any money.

~ I have this disorder that makes me irritable and sleepy at the thought of full time work.

~ Today I went to the dump and picked up a sofa. I left it out front so our Hickville Holler (Pop 2) TrailerHood neighbors will think we’re fancy enough to buy a new one.

~ I got kicked out of Lowes for crying in the shower displays again.

~ Oh, you do lift weights? I see stars when I stretch my arm over my head to get the Oreos off the top shelf.

~ An embarrassing moment lasts an eternity. A happy moment is over in the blink of an eye.

~ I spend entirely too much time focusing on things I have no control over.

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