~ Congratulations on your early retirement … I had ketchup for dinner. ~ I keep incredibly busy for someone that doesn’t do anything. ~ I don’t rely solely on my hideous appearance to drive people away … my abysmal social skills are just as effective. ~ Whoever said ‘carbs are not your friend’ … does […]
She was hardly born with a silver spoon in her mouth. Far from it. Like the rest of us, her extended family, she was from the wrong side of the tracks and life was tough. But unlike many in her shoes, she never let that stop her. From her humble and ramshackle beginning, life was […]
~ I don’t understand people who have to “get ready” for bed … I’m always ready for bed. ~ Well, this is embarrassing … it turns out this whole time I’ve been eating baby spinach. Where do you even buy spinach for grown-ups? ~ As a kid I didn’t know what to do in those […]
Watching this 10 minute video by Rick Rigsby, PhD, was the best 10 minutes I had spent in a LONG time. Over 130 MILLION people around the world had viewed it in the first30 days. The words shared here could, quite literally, change your life. How you living? 591,630
This was TOO good not to share … story credit to Jesse Newton. So, last week, something pretty tragic happened in our household. It’s taken me until now to wrap my head around it and find the words to describe the horror. It started off simple enough – something that’s probably happened to most of […]
It was in early December when the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn’t tell what the […]
Via YouTube and The American Foundation for Suicide Prevention … AFSP.org 591,506
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how […]
~ I’m glad I chose a woman with wits … wits will never sag. ~ One day I hope to be smart enough to not panic for gas when my car drives east. ~ I’ve found if I tuck my pants legs into my socks, people expect less of me. ~ I’m only smart enough […]
~ My self-esteem was running on fumes yesterday … so I headed to The Wal*Marts. ~ My favorite part about dieting is when I get upset because I didn’t lose all the weight I gained for 20 years in 2 weeks. ~ My entire life looks like a drug deal gone bad. ~ Our kitchen […]