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Weird Ramblings from a Warped Mind


How To Cure A Headache … 12-13-2019

The doctor said, “The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad
news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare
condition that causes your testicles to press on your spine and the
pressure creates one heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the
pressure is to remove the testicles.”

He was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
for. But he had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time
in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of
himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a
different person.

He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men’s
clothing store and thought, “That’s what I need… a new suit…”

He entered the shop and told the salesman, ‘I’d like a new suit..’

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, “Let’s see… Size 44 long.”

He laughed, “That’s right, how did you know?”

“Been in the business 60 years!” the tailor said.

He tried on the suit; it fit perfectly.

As he admired myself in the mirror, the salesman asked, “How about a new shirt?”

He thought for a moment and then said, “Sure.”

The salesman eyed hime and said, “Let’s see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.”

He was surprised. “That’s right! How did you know?”

“Been in the business 60 years.”

He tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

He walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, “How
about some new underwear?”

He thought for a moment and said, “Sure.”

The salesman said, “Let’s see…Size 36.”

He laughed, “Ah ha! I got you! I’ve worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.”

The salesman shook his head, “You can’t wear a size 34. A size 34
would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give
you one heck of a headache.”

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