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Weird Ramblings from a Warped Mind

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Weird Ramblings From A Warped Mind … 7-4-2017

~ I’m faking my way through life about as successfully as people who use fake mustaches are able to hide their true identities. ~ Over the years I’ve developed thick skin. It’s a hereditary, genetic disorder, so please don’t tease me about it. ~ Today I heard the phrase “naturally boneless chicken” … and that’ll […]

Hawaii 2017 – 4-23-2017

So we had planned this trip for a few months. We left on Sunday, 2 Apr 2017 … the day before our 36th anniversary. (Yeah … I know, I know … but NO one is more surprised than us). Now WHY in God’s name I booked the first flight out of Huntsville escaped me that […]

Weird Ramblings From A Warped Mind … 3-6-2017

~ It must be ironical that for years I’ve been pronouncing them academia nuts. ~ You can’t choose your family, but you can choose a hit man. ~ If I actually washed separately every item I was instructed to “wash separately,” one week’s worth of laundry would take over 400 years. ~ When they described […]