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Weird Ramblings from a Warped Mind

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The Job Interview … 11-25-2018

** CAUTION ** If you’re one of the easily offended snowflakes, it might be best to just skip over this one … You’ve been warned. So it seems a buddy of mine that I was in Iraq with found a job on that he felt he was qualified for, so he applied on-line. Well […]

$50 dollars is $50 dollars … 10-31-2018

This one never fails to make me laugh … Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year and every year Morris would say, “Esther, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.” Esther always replied, “I know Morris, but that helicopter ride costs $50 dollars, and $50 dollars is $50 dollars.” One […]

Take a Knee … 7-4-2018

Take a Knee … by Stanislaus Drew Take a little trip to Valley Forge in January. Hold a musket ball in your fingers and imagine it piercing your flesh and breaking a bone or two. There won’t be a doctor or trainer to assist you until after the battle, so just wait your turn. Take […]

Weird Ramblings From A Warped Mind … 5-16-2018

~ It’s okay, Web MD … I don’t really know what’s wrong with me either. ~ So my Hickville Holler (Pop 2) TrailerHood neighbors, being good Catholics, practice the “Rhythm Method” of contraception. Of course, being that they’re white, they already have 9 kids. ~ Please don’t call me a loser … I prefer the […]