jester journals

Weird Ramblings from a Warped Mind


Posts by: thom

It DON’T Have to be Like This

I like funny stuff. (THAT’S a shocker, huh)? If you fall down and I’m there, I’m gonna laugh at ya. After I make sure you aren’t hurt. Well… that you aren’t hurt TOO bad. Shoestring break? That’s my chuckle you hear. Bonk your head on an OBVIOUS object. I’m gonna laugh at your clumsy butt. […]

I Never Realized

If you’re going to be poor… the BEST time is when you’re a kid because you don’t know. I never realized we were poor when I was growing up. Not until I was an adult and looked back and thought… “Dang… we were poor.” All the stuff I had when I was a kid seemed […]

It Shouldn’t Be This Way

So a friend of ours ran into a deer a few days back. And by ran into… I don’t mean like you run into a friend at the mall. She smacked the HECK outta this deer. She said all she remembered seeing was it flying through the air. And she failed to see the humor […]

I’m Sorry

I’m sorry. And I REALLY mean that. No one is more sorry than I. I am really… REALLY… sorry. And with that being said, can we just press on to something else? Do you have to keep shoving it in my face? Every 12 minutes like clockwork. Well… I guess it is clockwork. But you […]

Those Less Fortunate

I think we sometimes become jaded to those around us that are less fortunate. And it usually doesn’t take a knock up side the head to bring us back to reality. I’m not talking about recent disasters that have been in the news… earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanoes, etc… I’m talking folks that we see day in […]

The Three Gs

I’ve never thought of myself as overly superstitious. Paranormal “beings” seldom pop into my head. When I watch the SyFy channel, I do it for the entertainment value. But lately… well… I’m starting to wonder. I believe this house may be haunted. Possessed. Have a spirit (and by that I mean more than Jack Daniels […]

eBay Treasures

I like to scan things listed on eBay. I like eBay. I have bought WAY too much stuff on there. And I like to sell stuff on there, too. I could probably be happy just listing stuff and buying it back. Wait… that is a great idea. I’ll be right back. I need to write […]