jester journals

Weird Ramblings from a Warped Mind

Posts by: thom

The Morning After … 10-7-2017

The morning after I killed myself, I woke up. I made myself breakfast in bed. I added salt and pepper to my eggs and used my toast for a cheese and bacon sandwich. I squeezed a grapefruit into a juice glass. I scraped the ashes from the frying pan and rinsed the butter off the […]

Because Bob Served Him … 8-1-2017

If ever there were a person whom I held in high esteem and whose life we should all attempt to emulate … that person would be Bob Walters. A friend for 40+ years, I was blessed to be the first attempt at child rearing for he and his bride Teri. As a teenager, they graciously […]

The Moral of the Story … 7-31-2017

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment. They were to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Kathy began, “My father’s a farmer and we have a lot […]