jester journals

Weird Ramblings from a Warped Mind

Posts by: thom

The Roomba Pooptastrophe … 12-15-2017

This was TOO good not to share … story credit to Jesse Newton. So, last week, something pretty tragic happened in our household. It’s taken me until now to wrap my head around it and find the words to describe the horror. It started off simple enough – something that’s probably happened to most of […]

The First Time …

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how […]