jester journals

Weird Ramblings from a Warped Mind


Posts by: thom

The Morning After … 10-7-2017

The morning after I killed myself, I woke up. I made myself breakfast in bed. I added salt and pepper to my eggs and used my toast for a cheese and bacon sandwich. I squeezed a grapefruit into a juice glass. I scraped the ashes from the frying pan and rinsed the butter off the […]

Because Bob Served Him … 8-1-2017

If ever there were a person whom I held in high esteem and whose life we should all attempt to emulate … that person would be Bob Walters. A friend for 40+ years, I was blessed to be the first attempt at child rearing for he and his bride Teri. As a teenager, they graciously […]

The Moral of the Story … 7-31-2017

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment. They were to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Kathy began, “My father’s a farmer and we have a lot […]

Why Aren’t You Blessed … 7-28-2017

Do you consider yourself blessed? Think hard about that. There is a song that says, “Count your blessings … name them one by one.” But how often do you stop and really count all the things that you are blessed with? We are told in several books of the Bible that we must tithe. Leviticus […]

Weird Ramblings From A Warped Mind … 7-4-2017

~ I’m faking my way through life about as successfully as people who use fake mustaches are able to hide their true identities. ~ Over the years I’ve developed thick skin. It’s a hereditary, genetic disorder, so please don’t tease me about it. ~ Today I heard the phrase “naturally boneless chicken” … and that’ll […]