jester journals

Weird Ramblings from a Warped Mind


Posts by: thom

How You Living? … 12-17-2017

Watching this 10 minute video by Rick Rigsby, PhD, was the best 10 minutes I had spent in a LONG time. Over 130 MILLION people around the world had viewed it in the first30 days. The words shared here could, quite literally, change your life. How you living? 591,630

The Roomba Pooptastrophe … 12-15-2017

This was TOO good not to share … story credit to Jesse Newton. So, last week, something pretty tragic happened in our household. It’s taken me until now to wrap my head around it and find the words to describe the horror. It started off simple enough – something that’s probably happened to most of […]

The First Time …

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how […]

The Morning After … 10-7-2017

The morning after I killed myself, I woke up. I made myself breakfast in bed. I added salt and pepper to my eggs and used my toast for a cheese and bacon sandwich. I squeezed a grapefruit into a juice glass. I scraped the ashes from the frying pan and rinsed the butter off the […]