jester journals

Weird Ramblings from a Warped Mind


Posts by: thom

Mr Smooth … 9-7-2020

Recalling a late-night internet surfing expedition from several years back, I remember coming across this product on Amazon. Having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian, I decided to take the plunge and buy some after reading all the GLOWING reviews. I felt this had to be easier than my previous shaving attempts, […]

How To Cure A Headache … 12-13-2019

The doctor said, “The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition that causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove […]

Flaws … 12-7-2019

A water bearer had two large pots. One hung on each end of a pole which he carried across his neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walk from the stream to […]