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Weird Ramblings from a Warped Mind


$50 dollars is $50 dollars … 10-31-2018

This one never fails to make me laugh …

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year and every
year Morris would say, “Esther, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.”

Esther always replied, “I know Morris, but that helicopter ride costs $50
dollars, and $50 dollars is $50 dollars.”

One year Morris and Esther went to the fair and Morris said, “Esther, I’m
85 years old. If I don’t ride that helicopter this time, I might never get another
chance.”

Esther replied, “Morris, that helicopter ride costs $50 dollars, and $50 is
dollars is $50 dollars.”

The pilot overheard them and said, “Folks, I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take
you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not
say one word, I won’t charge you; but if you say one word it’s $50 dollars.”

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went.

The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a
word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, “By golly, I did
everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn’t.”

Morris replied, “Well, I was gonna say something when Esther fell out, but
$50 dollars is $50 dollars.”

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