jester journals

Weird Ramblings from a Warped Mind


How To Cure A Headache … 12-13-2019

The doctor said, “The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition that causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove […]

Flaws … 12-7-2019

A water bearer had two large pots. One hung on each end of a pole which he carried across his neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walk from the stream to […]

The Job Interview … 11-25-2018

** CAUTION ** If you’re one of the easily offended snowflakes, it might be best to just skip over this one … You’ve been warned. So it seems a buddy of mine that I was in Iraq with found a job on guvernmentjobs.com that he felt he was qualified for, so he applied on-line. Well […]