jester journals

Weird Ramblings from a Warped Mind


The First Time …

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how […]

The Morning After … 10-7-2017

The morning after I killed myself, I woke up. I made myself breakfast in bed. I added salt and pepper to my eggs and used my toast for a cheese and bacon sandwich. I squeezed a grapefruit into a juice glass. I scraped the ashes from the frying pan and rinsed the butter off the […]

Because Bob Served Him … 8-1-2017

If ever there were a person whom I held in high esteem and whose life we should all attempt to emulate … that person would be Bob Walters. A friend for 40+ years, I was blessed to be the first attempt at child rearing for he and his bride Teri. As a teenager, they graciously […]